Don't look that old !

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old. well.. you'll love this one !.
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My name is Alice Smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name. suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then? upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended morgan park high school.

"yes. yes, I did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"when did you graduate?" I asked. he answered , "in 1959. Why do you ask?"

"you were in my class!", I exclaimed.

wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit S-O-B asked, "what did you teach?"
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