Spouse haunted !!

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him They believed he practiced black magic, because ofthe many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow..

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......"

Jokes -

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by the two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?". The Father, never having seen an elevator, responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching in amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair, moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until the numbers began to light in reverse order . Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blond woman stepped out. The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother."

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Enjoy life

Manchi Rojulu - means "Good days" in my native language Telugu.

Chuck the old saying "Manchi Rojulu vastaayee",
meaning for best days are yet to come,
Bring life to the new one... "Manchi Rojulu vachhayee",
meaning the happy days are here.. now and forever !

Enjoy life the best you can this moment and every moment.. here are some ways !!